someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.
interracial couples are always cute
Oh my god that is so precious.
KITTENS YOUR DADDY IS A DOGGIE. YOU ARE SOME LUCKY BABIES.
I’m sorry but
# see this moment kinda makes me think that auruo copied levi for a reason #i think he knew that petra had feelings for levi so he tried so hard to be exactly like him so she would make like auruo instead of levi? #you feel me? #that look of pure anger on his face makes me think he just maybe loved petra #and now shes gone #whoops. (x)
200% sure he was in love with her
just look at him
YES MAKE THIS SHIP SAIL LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.
Well, technically there is no tomorrow for them.
went to the fleamarket today, and there’s a fellow who sells a lot of animal parts, including a ton of bones, little taxidermied things, etc. at any rate, this is one of the greatest things I’ve ever gotten from him.
it’s a raccoon baculum. that’s a penis bone. and that strange formation in the middle suggests something:
this bone was broken, and then healed.
so, basically, a raccoon somewhere broke his bone and then lived to bone another day.
and with that, my first post into the vulture culture tag. hi.
|student:||hey government can I have some money to go to university|
|uk government:||sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man|
|scottish government:||nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you|
|us government:||no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.|